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Comic for August 16th, 2000 Year 1: Pixellated Beginnings    12/20/99: Ondine has a comic    01/13/00: Enter the Snail Year 1.1: Not So Pixellated    03/22/00: To the mall    06/28/00: Snails make odd pets    08/07/00: My Little Obsession    09/11/00: To the beach    10/18/00: Regarding Mario Kart    10/23/00: A Happy Fun Frolic    11/06/00: Random Cameo Week    11/13/00: Ro Again    11/27/00: Snailyflies and Craigs (1) Year 2: Look, ma, hands!    12/20/02: Snailyflies and Craigs (2)    01/03/01: Inksplotch    01/15/01: Sims Dust    01/22/01: Dangerous?    02/26/01: A Day Out For Snailyflies    04/18/01: Mav is a writer    05/07/01: Zoogawkery    06/27/01: AMISALAP Extravaganza!    08/13/01: Snailyclone Year 3: Tastes Like Color    01/11/02: Zoogawkery revisited    05/22/02: Mr. Sock-Zombie!    06/03/02: Searching for Josh    07/19/02: Wanna go outSIDE    08/26/02: The Chosen One    11/01/02: Never trust a sock-zombie    11/25/02: To the Block (1) Year 4: Serling And Nothingness    12/23/02: To The Block (2)    02/17/03: Time Warped Year 5: A Hiatus From The Hiatuses    06/09/04: Dawn of the Sock-Zombie    08/09/04: Everybody Hates You Year 5.1: Brushing Up The Art Style    08/25/04: Izzy Year 6: TBD    05/23/05: Crisis and Betrayal    07/25/05: Jenny vs. TMBG

Ondine: Ahh, memories... this was Coney, and she was the queen of the pony kingdom...
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O: And these two... mom accidentally bought me two of the same pony one Christmas, so I cut the hair short on one and pretended they were brother and sister...
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O: And of course I can't forget Cilla, who was going to be heir to the kingdom one day... and who had a magic flute...
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O: ...Percy?...

Percy:[oos] Hey, did you know your dial-up connects at 45333 now?