Again desperate for an idea, I went with Chris's suggestion to do another Sims Dust.
For those of you who have The Sims, that third panel is what happens when you have someone Give Gift to someone else who really, really doesn't want it. They stomp on the box and smash it flat. It's so hilarious.
And if you want the miniblinds, you can get them at Simorphor. They also have translucent glass windows there. I love Simorphor.