I used to play a salamae (i.e. an anthropomorphic lizard person) in an online RPG called Threshold (which you should definitely check out if you have money to spend or don't mind getting harrassed by its admins over not paying the so-called 'optional' fifty bucks). My character had a habit of hanging out in the fountain at the center of town. Whenever accused of being slimy, he was quick to reply that he was, in fact, moist.
Oh, and STREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAKY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACON!