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THE CAST
Giantis | Friends | Friend-like Creations | Eta Mu Pi | Other
Friend-like Creations |
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The snail
Age: 3
The snail was born from the pile of dust in and behind Ondine's first computer. He
can shapeshift, talk, and change the size of ordinary household objects, all with some
bizarre form of dust magic. He does not have a name. |
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Simone
Age: ?
The snail met Simone in the little garden patch outside of Ondine's trailer. She is also
a sentient giant talking snail, but it is unknown if she can shapeshift and manipulate
matter in the same way he can. She is also unafraid of strangers, unlike the snail. |
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Mr. Sock-Zombie
Age: 1
Mr. Sock-Zombie likes brains. braaaains brains brains braaaaaains. braaains. |
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Simon
Age: ?
Simon is a giant multicolored talking ant that was in Ondine's dream once. He doesn't
actually exist in her universe. ...does he? |
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A Monkey Is Small And Like A Peach
Age: N/A
AMISALAP is the comic Ondine does. Its main character is named Jenny. Jenny likes to
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Eta Mu Pi
Eta Mu Pi is the cultfraternity that claimed Ondine as a
prophesied liason to the "normal" world. This all-male, exceedingly-geeky group is
hoping that she can help them understand normal girls better, and thus secure
girlfriends.
Boy, are they ever gonna be disappointed.
President of HMpi (name unknown)
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The Shaded One is the real power in HMpi; his prophesies are undisputed.
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Ensign Crusher is the member of HMpi who brought Ondine to the attention of their order.
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Hickey is one of the Dans. He speaks very seldom.
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Miller is another one of the Dans. He sunburns easily.
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Weinkauf is the third and last Dan. He is seldom without his dice.
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Presumably the Hologram isn't really dead, but then, one never knows.
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Dave... has freckles. Yes.
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Hobbit Steve has the misfortune to be a short, curly-haired geek who does not like Tolkien.
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Other, as yet unnamed members.
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