Stuffed Snails

(Slime, er, Moisture Sold Separately)

Since I've now no school to distract me (yay!), I'm going to begin offering these guys for sale.  I worked the pattern up myself, made one, and sent it to my wizard for a (very belated) birthday prezzie.   He liked it. 

The pictures are horrible quality because I took them with my little digicam, and have weirdness around the edges because I figured I should edit out the messiness that was my desk in the background.  What you might or might not be able to ascertain is that these things (or this thing, as currently only one exists) feature:

• Realistic (note:  not actually realistic) soft furry body and shell!
• Poseable antennae, for indicating a variety of snaily moods!
• Big black felt eyes, carefully glued onto the face in the appropriate positions!
• Stuffed with soft, squishy... uh... stuffing!
• Piece of matboard sewed into the bottom pseudofoot part thingy, so it actually won't tip over!  (unless I can figure out how to get them not to fall over without sacrificing huggability)
• Completely hand-made!

I'm selling them for seven bucks each, including shipping.  Two for twelve, I guess, since I'm pretty sure two will fit in the same box.  They're fairly small -- I don't have one with me to look at, and the guy who has the one in existence is currently not around, but I think it's somewhere on the order of seven inches tall, six long, four wide.  Small, in other words.  I don't have a sewing machine, so I'm not about to sew up anything much bigger than that.

They take me about five to six hours to make; I use a couple colors of fake fur, wire and embroidery floss for the antennae, felt for the eyes, matboard for the "foot", and a whole lotta thread.

In true eBay style, I'm going to ask that payment be snailmailed (no pun intended) to me before I send anything.  I've also got a PayPal account that I'm fairly sure I can remember how to get into.  We can hack out the details through email.

NOTE: they will NOT be available for Christmas. It could take a couple weeks for me to make 'em and mail 'em once payment's received, especially if (by some extreme long shot) I get a lot of orders. Did I mention I'm doing this all by hand?

So... want one?

Yes!     No!